You know you're too much of a Labyrinth fan when...
1. Whenever you see a white owl, you run after it, screaming "JARETH!!" at the top of your lungs.
2. You call the school janitor 'Hoggle'.
3. Whenever something doesn't go your way, you cry out dramatically, "It's not fair!"
4. You've made an OC for Labyrinth and paired them with someone (in all likelyhood, Jareth
5. You've drawn yourself as a Labyrinth style goblin.
6. When you get upset or mad, you stare at the offending object/person and say "I wish the Goblin King would take you away. Right now!"
7. You blame goblins on things going missing or getting broken around your house.
8. Whenever you see David Bowie sing, you sigh dreamily, then wonder why Jareth is on tv.
9. You've done everything on this list so far.
10. You're laughing because that last one is so
11. You want your wedding dress to be Sarah's dress from the infamous 'Ball scene'.
12. You've made your boyfriend dress up like Jareth.
13. Your MSN screen name is 'The Goblin Queen', or something to that effect.
14. All your icons are of your favourite Labyrinth character.
15. You've named your pets after Labyrinth characters.
16. You can recite the 'Magic Dance' word for word.
17. You've screeched 'None shall pass without my permission!!' at the top of your lungs when someone tried to come into your room.
18. You call the bathroom the 'Bog of Stench'.
19. You carry around a picture of Jareth in your wallet and tell everyone you're marrying him.
20. You hate Iman for marrying David Bowie.
21. When you pass a friend in the hall, you wink and say, 'You remind me of the babe.'
22. They reply, 'What babe?', at which point, you both grin.
23. You have a thirteen hour clock your wall.
24. Your hair is, or has been, styled like Jareth's.
25. When you're having an argument with someone, you always end it with 'My will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... you have no power over me.'
26. You have the occaisional arguement with your hat.
27. You greet people with 'Allo', instead of Hello.
28. You insult people by telling them that their 'Mother is a fraggin' aardvark!'
29. You do your eyeshadow like Jareth's.
30. You wish you could take your head off so that you could 'chilly down'.