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You know you're too much of a Labyrinth fan when...

1. Whenever you see a white owl, you run after it, screaming "JARETH!!" at the top of your lungs.
2. You call the school janitor 'Hoggle'.
3. Whenever something doesn't go your way, you cry out dramatically, "It's not fair!"
4. You've made an OC for Labyrinth and paired them with someone (in all likelyhood, Jareth :D )
5. You've drawn yourself as a Labyrinth style goblin.
6. When you get upset or mad, you stare at the offending object/person and say "I wish the Goblin King would take you away. Right now!"
7. You blame goblins on things going missing or getting broken around your house.
8. Whenever you see David Bowie sing, you sigh dreamily, then wonder why Jareth is on tv.
9. You've done everything on this list so far.
10. You're laughing because that last one is so true.
11. You want your wedding dress to be Sarah's dress from the infamous 'Ball scene'.
12. You've made your boyfriend dress up like Jareth.
13. Your MSN screen name is 'The Goblin Queen', or something to that effect.
14. All your icons are of your favourite Labyrinth character.
15. You've named your pets after Labyrinth characters.
16. You can recite the 'Magic Dance' word for word.
17. You've screeched 'None shall pass without my permission!!' at the top of your lungs when someone tried to come into your room.
18. You call the bathroom the 'Bog of Stench'.
19. You carry around a picture of Jareth in your wallet and tell everyone you're marrying him.
20. You hate Iman for marrying David Bowie.
21. When you pass a friend in the hall, you wink and say, 'You remind me of the babe.'
22. They reply, 'What babe?', at which point, you both grin.
23. You have a thirteen hour clock your wall.
24. Your hair is, or has been, styled like Jareth's.
25. When you're having an argument with someone, you always end it with 'My will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... you have no power over me.'
26. You have the occaisional arguement with your hat.
27. You greet people with 'Allo', instead of Hello.
28. You insult people by telling them that their 'Mother is a fraggin' aardvark!'
29. You do your eyeshadow like Jareth's.
30. You wish you could take your head off so that you could 'chilly down'.
I had way too much fun with this ^^;
Damn you, Jareth... and damn me, for doing this. XD
Hope you lot enjoy~
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:iconjarethlover11:
JarethLover11 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
SOOOO TRUE ABOUT ME!!!!
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adptt12 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
i saw Labyrinth for the second time last saturday now i am so obsessed i will probably do all of those
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Willow98 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011
its like youve been watching me!!!

i think you should have added
when your upset, you look in the mirror and say "______ I need you"
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Student General Artist
I'm working a second one, may I add that to it? :D
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Willow98 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011
OF COURSE!! :D
cant wait for the second one!!
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Student General Artist
Thanks~ :D
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Throughdangersuntold Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Oh dear dear dear. Guilty! :)
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner May 6, 2011  Student General Artist
Aren't we all? c:
Thanks for the fav~
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Megara8 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
LOVE IT i do all these thing lol
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010  Student General Artist
I'm pretty sure we all have xD
Thanks~
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Megara8 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010
lol i called my pet dog Jareth i call him the goblin king when im annoyed with him XD
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010  Student General Artist
Ha, cute :D
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:iconinsert-clever-name:
Insert-Clever-Name Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2010
Guilty of 6,7, and 27.
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2010  Student General Artist
I think quite few of us are~ :D
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EverybodysFangirl Featured By Owner May 17, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
XD My roommate ~Insert-Clever-Name and I blame mishaps and missing objects at college on the goblins. I'm SO sending this to her. Thanks for a good laugh!
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner May 18, 2010  Student General Artist
Thanks for the boost of happy!
My brothers and I do the same thing around the house~ xD
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twiliheroine Featured By Owner May 9, 2010
This is hilarious :XD:
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner May 9, 2010  Student General Artist
Thanks :D
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twiliheroine Featured By Owner May 9, 2010
You're welcome :D
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CatQueeney1 Featured By Owner May 4, 2010
OMG lmao this is the best i do so many of those things hahaha and DAMN YOU IMAN
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner May 4, 2010  Student General Artist
*deep breath* DAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!
XD
Thanks a bunch, srsly, it's appreiciated. :D
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CatQueeney1 Featured By Owner May 4, 2010
LOL *joins in with cursing* thank you for making me laugh oh and i love your icon hahaha
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner May 4, 2010  Student General Artist
It was my pleasure :D
And thanks again, it was brought about by a convo I had with Ravietta. She said 'You have no power over me!' and I thought hey, Jareth can turn into an owl, so... 'O RLY?' sprung to mind. :D
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:iconsesshomaru-rules:
sesshomaru-rules Featured By Owner May 4, 2010
Who's iman?
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:iconcatqueeney1:
CatQueeney1 Featured By Owner May 4, 2010
wooops bowies wife did i get it wrong lol
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sesshomaru-rules Featured By Owner May 10, 2010
Idk. I didn't even know he was married. *cries*
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:iconcatqueeney1:
CatQueeney1 Featured By Owner May 11, 2010
*Crys to* depressing isnt it. i think they had their 18th anaversary this year
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:iconsesshomaru-rules:
sesshomaru-rules Featured By Owner May 11, 2010
*cries harder*
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:iconcatqueeney1:
CatQueeney1 Featured By Owner May 12, 2010
*simpathy hug*
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sesshomaru-rules Featured By Owner May 13, 2010
:hug: Thanks
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:iconbeautiful-tears-fall:
thats freaking amazing. now add, "you dressed your baby brother up as toby and hoped jareth would take him" :P
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2010  Student General Artist
May I add that in part two? :D
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:iconbeautiful-tears-fall:
sure. you could also add "you realize how many laws jareth's broken (kidnapping, blackmail, child endagerment...) but dont care."
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2010  Student General Artist
XD
I don't think our laws apply over there though~
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:iconbeautiful-tears-fall:
well, my dad is a cop and id be very tempted to point it out as hes standing in my bedroom. oh! oooh!
"you tyhink that Jareth is the only pretty boy who should be allowed to sparkle. (screw edward)"
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2010  Student General Artist
You are just full of these, aren't you? :D
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:iconbeautiful-tears-fall:
i love labyrinth and have a brother who's almost 2. not that hard :P
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2010  Student General Artist
;p
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XxXPinochioXxX-s7y2 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG this is amazing!
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2010  Student General Artist
Thank you!~
And thanks for the fav~ :heart:
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XxXPinochioXxX-s7y2 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
anytime!
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allyonshinezutara Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
I have done # 2 but not with a janitor but with a friend, he hates it when I do that but he is right because. I also think someone that graduated would be the perfect Jareth in a play as well. And I Have become obsessed with owls because I can not wait to see the Legend of the Guardians-even though the only similarity is the snow owl
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goldenheartaly Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2010
If any of my friends saw this, I get the look. You know the look. "You have no proff of (most) these things!"
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2010  Student General Artist
:giggle: Yes, I know the look.
By the way, I love your icon! :heart:
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goldenheartaly Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010
lol thanks! =)
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AngelSoulSpirit Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2010
Done none of them but I am very amused by it all. :D
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2010  Student General Artist
Glad to hear you're amused :D
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labyrinth92 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2010
haha i love this!!! and ive done most of those :D
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:iconcutestlilpotionmaker:
cutestlilpotionmaker Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2010  Student General Artist
Thanks, me to! :XD:
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AylaElphabaMidna Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2010
Bog of stench :rofl:

Add: you've tried contact juggling.
Or: You want your future fiance to sing "As the World Falls Down" to you during your wedding dance.
Or: Whenever someone says "Nothing," you reply: "Nothing? Nothing?? Nothing, tra-la-la??"
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